My son, the competitive eater

Unless my son gets really good at golf and makes the PGA Tour someday, it's pretty unlikely that he'll be able to fund a rich retirement for me and my wife by earning millions in professional sports. However, I am holding out hope that perhaps my son has a bright future in competitive eating (such as the 4th of July Nathan's hot dog eating contest on Coney Island, NY). Check out his form on a cupcake at a friend's recent 4th birthday party!

Compare his form to my daughter the princess, who is using a spoon to eat off just the icing on her cupcake.